My beagle has decided to run for city commission. A few of the things on her platform:
She's really into clean air and clean water.
She's definitely against indoor smoking.
She would like to use her power for stricter enforcement of the current citywide ban on fireworks.
She's a big proponent of recycling, in fact, she regularly patrols both the litter box and the backyard for opportunities to "recycle".
She is excellent at door to door campaigning, any chance she gets, she travels the neighborhood and beyond with beagly howls of "hello".
She's talkative, she gets along with everyone.
She is a regular participant in her own neighborhood watch, particularly sitting on the top of the couch in the living room window.
She monitors the comings and goings of city workers, or at least the one that lives next door to us.
She would like to outlaw thunderstorms, and if that is not possible, enforce a public sick day that would keep her mommy at home with her under the covers when it thunders.