Is it Friday Yet??

Take Back The Night is tonight.

I'm not going.

I don't want it back.
They can keep it.

I'll take back 9-11 am, thankyouverymuch.

I'm gonna start Take Back The Late Morning... we'll have a march. In our jammies. With the cast of The View leading the way. And coffee and doughnuts.
Things to chant while marching:

"Stay in bed if you're horny!
Take back the late morning!"

"We're here,
We're lazy,
Get used to it!"

"Rooty Tooty
Fresh & Fruity...
We'll stay home and watch
Judge Judy!"

"2, 4, 6, 8...
Call in to work
and sleep late!"